A little boy comes down for breakfast, and since he lived on a farm he had chores to do. The mother asked him if he had done them, and he said no. She said, no breakfast until you finish your chores. Pissed off the boy went out to do his chores. when he went to the chickens, he kicked a chicken - he did same to a cow and also to a pig. When he sat down to breakfast he asked why there was no milk in his cereal the mother replied that she saw him kick the cow.
He again asked why there was no eggs or bacon- she replied I saw you kick the chickens and also the pig. Just then the husband came downstairs and kicked the cat across the hall.
The little boy looked up at her and said, Are you going to tell him or should I?