Question:
"what's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful, rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?"
Answer:
"BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"


YESTERDAY NEWS:
A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS:
Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!


Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?
A: Nothing, they've never met.


A brunette walked into a doctors office and said" Dr. Dr.! It hurts all over, what should I do! Every where I touch with my finger hurts!"
He touched everywhere asking if it hurt, and her reply was always no, he then asked "Were you once a blonde?" "Why, Yes" she said "How did you know?"
“Because you have a broken finger!”