A little boy goes to his father and asks Daddy how was I born. The father answers Well son I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your mom and I first got together in a Chat Room on Yahoo, then I set up a date via Email with your mom we met at a Cyber cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and Googled each other, There your mother agreed to Download from my Hard Drive. As soon as I was ready to Upload we discovered that neither of us had used a Firewall and since it was too late to hit the Delete Button nine months later a little Pop Up appeared that said
YOU GOT MAIL