There was this fellow who had a chicken farm.
One day on his way to deliver some chicks to a buyer in his van, he saw a pretty girl awaiting transportation into town. He stopped and offered her a lift, during which she refused his advances. He got angry, stopped, and threw her out of the van.
His parrot was in the back of the van observing everything.
When he reached town, he open the back of the van amd found it empty; so he asked the parrot what happen to all the chickens.
The parrot replied “boss I see you throw out the young lady when she refuse your advances, so I did the same to the chickens.”