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      Today's Joke: Those Awful 4-Letter Words

An Italian girl had just gotten married to a West Indian.

When they got back from their honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "so-how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic... "Suddenly she burst out crying."But, mama, as soon as we returned Bob started using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home...PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed-they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like: Dust, Wash, Iron, Cook....

"I'll pick you up in ten minutes," said the mother!


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