There was a day that a ship got its bottom ripped at sea and was taking in a lot of water. So the Captain evacuated the entire ship until all that was left was three crew men, himself and a lifeboat. One of the crew was a Trini, one a Bajan, and the third a Guyanese.

The captain said the life boat could only take three people, himself being one; two would go and one would have to stay.
So he decided to asked some questions and the one who was wrong would stay.

1.Trini - what was the greatest disaster at sea?....the sinking of the titanic.....correct....
2. Bajan - how many people were on board?......2800 people.... correct.
3. Guyanese - name them ....