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      Today's Joke: To materialistic

A Jamaican man driving in his brand new BMW 745 pulls over to take a leak. A truck speeding down the street crashes into his door just as he's about to come out of his car, sending it flying off the hinges, destroying it.

Enraged, he uses his cell phone to call 911. When the police arrive he explains what happened: "Star, di man jus come an lick off mi door!! Mi car write-off."

The officer, after surveying the scene shakes his head in amazement and says, "You Jamaicans are so materialistic. You're so into the damage of your car that you didn't even realize that your hand was still attached to the door that got smashed off!!"

The Jamaican, finally realizing this, looks at his amputated hand and screams out "Rahtid Mi Rolex!!!!!"


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