Sadly, Dave was born without ears, and though he proved to be
successful in business, this problem annoyed him greatly.

One day he needed to hire a new manager for the company, so he set up
Three interviews.

The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was
Very interesting. At the end of the interview, Dave asked him, "Do you
notice anything different about me?"

"Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears", came the reply.

Dave did not appreciate his candor and threw him out of the office.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the
First guy. Again Dave asked her the same question,

"Do you notice anything different about me?"

"Well", she said stammering, "you have no ears".

Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.

The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a
young man who had recently earned his BA. He was smart. He was handsome, and he
seemed to be a better businessman that the first two put together.

Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same
question.

"Do you notice anything different about me?"

Much to his surprise the young man answered, "Yes. You wear contact
lenses, don't you?"

Dave was shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant person.
"How in the world did you know that?" he asked.

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,

"Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!"