A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake thepreacher's hand. He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a
damned fine sermon. Damned good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use
that kind of language in the Lord's House."

The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put
five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No sh*t?"