A middle aged women decides to have a facelift for her
birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the
results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a
newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you
don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," was the reply.
"I'm exactly 47, " the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the
counter girl the very same question. She replies, "I guess
The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a
drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the
counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning
question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but thank you."
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man
the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye
sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure
way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but
it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then
I can tell you exactly how old you are."
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity
got the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell,
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her
bra and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully.
After a couple of minutes of this, she said, "Okay,
okay,...how old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his
hands, and says, "Madam, you are 47."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible,
....how could you tell?"
The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"No", she said.
So he replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."