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      Today's Joke: Trini Accident

Trini Accident

A Trini woman and a Trini man are involved in a car accident; it's

a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly

neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the

woman says, "So you're a Trini man; that's interesting. I'm a Trini

woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but

fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we

should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest

of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with

you completely! This must be a sign from God!" The Trini woman

continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is

completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely

God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the Trini man. The man nods his head

in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands the

it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately

puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man

asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll

just wait for the police."

Supplied By: Andrea W.

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