A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak. A truck speeding down the street crashes into his door as he’s about to come out of his car, sending it flying off the hinges.

Enraged, he uses his cell phone to call 911.

When the police arrive he explains what happened. “Star, di man jus come lick off de door a mi bimmer!! Mi car write off to rass!!”

The police, after surveying the scene shakes his head in amazement and says, “You Jamaicans are so materialistic. You’re so into the damage of your car door that you didn’t even realize that your hand is still attached to it!!”

The guy, finally realizes this, looks at his amputated hand and screams out, “BC! Mi Rolex!!