George W. Bush and Bill Clinton arrive at a barbershop within a few minutes of each other. As they sit there getting a shave and a hair cut not a word was spoken. Unusual for barbers, but they were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the shaves are finished, Bush's barber reaches for the aftershave. Bush, quick to stop him says, "No, not for me thanks, my wife Laura will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."
The second barber turns to Clinton and says, "How about you?" Clinton, replied, "Go ahead, Hillary doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."