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      Today's Joke: 24 hours to live

Alma returned from a doctor's visit one day and told her husband that the doctor said she only had 24hours to live. Wiping away her tears, she asked him to makelove with her. of course he agreed and they made passionatelove. Six hours later, Alma went to him again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Paul agrees and again they make love. Only eight hours of life left. She touched Paul's shoulder and said, Honey? Please?Just one more time before I die."he agreed, than afterward he Rolled over and fell asleep. Alma, however, heard the clock ticking in her head,and she tossed and turned until she was down to only four more hours. She tapped her husband on the shoulder to wake him up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" Her husband sat up abruptly, turned to her and said: "Listen Alma, I have to get up in the morning! You don't.


Supplied By: D. Williams




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