A mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them

"Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code"

So....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted

"NESCAFE"

and the next week the 2nd daughter text

"CUBAN CIGAR"

the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label

"fantastic till the last drop"

went to her husband's pack of Cigars and read
"Extra long, king size"

she smiled and said "not bad for their ages".

After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted

"St kitts to St Lucia ",

the mother then called LIAT airways helpdesk to enquire about their ST KITTS -ST LUCIA flight and they replied

"it's 3times daily, 7days a week, and the flight duration is 75mins".

The mother fell down and shouted. Lawd fardah dis man plan ou kill me pickney!!!