A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could. arrange a divorce for him, "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:


LAWYER: your wife beat you up?

POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: No, she white.
LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: She going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says, "Polish