During a Sunday's sermon,a pastor was admonishing his congregation to be good christians. He said "Allyou members of this church will die one day and we have to give account of ourselves to God."

One person in the congregation started to laugh quietly to himself. After the service the pastor came up to him and asked him why was he laughing when he made that statement? The man replied,"Boy am I glad I am not a member of your church."