An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery
and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the
operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to
speak to his son.

"Yes Dad, what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, but just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me ... your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife....".