A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:
"Red..................cherry,"
"Yellow...............lemon,"
"Green................lime,"
"Orange...............orange."

Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,
"everybody, spit them out! They're assholes."