Three men, an American, a Japanese, and a Trinidadian
were all sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.

The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my
pager," he said, "I have a microchip implanted under
the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow
lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my
mobile
phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Trinidadian felt decidedly low tech, and not to be
outdone he decided he had to do something just as
impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet.
He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
He finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm gettin' a fax!!."